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May 30th, 2008

Where’s My Fortune Cookie?

A couple of nights ago we decided to order Chinese food from a place we’d never ordered from before. The food itself was pretty good, although not stupendous.

But as we got halfway through our meal the wife said, “There aren’t any fortune cookies!”

I was stunned. Fortune cookies are the whole reason why one orders Chinese food, right? Right. We want to read something moderately amusing and/or weird after eating chow mein. It’s only natural.

I’ve definitely never not had a fortune cookie before. This isn’t a trend, right? Gas prices aren’t cutting into cookie production, are they?

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