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December 14th, 2008

Another Great Gift Idea

The holidays are just around the corner. And if your shopping isn’t quite done yet, can I make a suggestion? I can? Great.

Bon Jovi-branded Apple products.

That’s right! For just a small, small premium – say, a 100% markup on an iPod shuffle – you can have an iPod or MacBook laser-engraved with Bon Jovi-related logos and text. Gee, that sounds swell! It’s also important to note that the tool for designing your product uses “a proprietary drag & drop technology.” (Sssh! Don’t tell Microsoft, Apple, Commodore, Atari, or any other GUI creator from the past 30 years!)

Order now!

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