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August 4th, 2009

An Open Letter to Stan Clark

Dear Stan,

First of all: hello.

I’d like to take a moment to talk to you about your social networking strategy. This morning I noticed you wanted to follow me on Twitter, the microblogging service that’s popular with the kids and marketing firms. I found this very interesting because not only would I not vote for you given your staunchly conservative background, but you’re in Virginia. I am in Illinois.

I can’t vote for you. I won’t. And I’m blocking you from ever following me. Just stop, okay? Your strategy is half-baked if you’re trying to get people from other states following you.

Sincerely,

Paul

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Ryan August 4, 2009, 5:22 pm

I’d vote for Stan Zbornak before I’d vote for Stan Clark.

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