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December 4th, 2010

Iowa Prisoner? Make Your Own TP

“Acceptable.”

In something that’s being called a cost-cutting measure, a plan would force prisoners in Iowa to make their own toilet paper. I think the scariest part is the use of the word “acceptable” to describe the softness and, uh, usability of the TP.

I don’t know. I’ve been in enough public restrooms to think that they’re using acceptable toilet paper, too.

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