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January 16th, 2011

Nicolas Cage has given up. So should we.

I mean, really: Nicolas Cage’s new movie is called Drive Angry. Of course it will be presented in 3D. The plot summary?

Milton (Nicolas Cage) has broken out of Hell to prevent the cult that murdered his daughter from sacrificing her baby. He is being pursued by ‘The Accountant’ (William Fichtner), a supernatural operative of Satan who has been sent to bring Milton back to Hell.

How in the world? I mean… what? Why? Driving? Angry?

I think the only thing that would redeem this movie, and maybe Cage’s career, is if the entire thing was ironic and he turned out to be a genuinely nice guy who drives politely and signals all the time.

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