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August 2nd, 2012

News Reporting at its Finest

I will happily admit that the headline for this article, “Chicago O’Hare terminal back to normal after scare”, got my attention. I clicked to the article itself and found… this.

Talk about a nothingburger.

What happened? Dunno. Why did it happen? Dunno. When did it happen? Oh, that’s a story! We’ve got it! Where did it happen? We’ve got that too!

And do we have a fact about O’Hare we can slap on at the end?

O’Hare is one of the world’s busiest airports.

That’s an article!

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