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April 27th, 2005

How to Look Like an Out-of-Towner in New York City

  1. You and your friend, both wear jeans and cowboy hats.
  2. Yell across the subway tracks to your female friend in a drunken fashion, talking like the tools you are about Billy Ray Cyrus while everyone else tries to ignore your blatent idiocy.

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