Today, in “Bizarre Patents I Wish I Owned,” I bring you:
- Ice cream sandwich collating apparatus… but I bet you can’t hook it up to your printer.
- Eyelid weighting system
- Wiping device… and this one was granted just four days ago.
- Soft goods appliance for eliminating crotch itch
- … and my personal favorite: Device for removing the anus of slaughtered animals
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