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Women make wilk, big whop!

May 28th, 2000

Ten Interesting Facts About Dairy Products

1. Blue cheese gets its color from a mold! Penicillium roqueforti, in fact.

2. "Expiration dates" on milk, aren’t. They indicate the last day that the product can be sold.

3. When women are pregnant, they need even more of what dairy products provide, including (surprise!) calcium.

4. While milk can be frozen, the frozen substance breaks down; you can actually see the milk molecules on the surface.

5. It takes 12.5 gallons of milk to make one gallon of ice cream.

6. It takes 10 gallons of milk to make one pound of cheese.

7. In 1998, California produced 612,000,000 pounds of mozzarella cheese.

8. The average cow produces 90 glasses of milk in one day.

9. Swiss cheese has holes due to the expansion of gases within the cheese curd during the ripening period.

10. Over 6,000,000,000 pounds of cheese are made in a year – that’s enough to make 40,000,000 people made of cheese. -pm

Posted in Food and Beverage

FROM: pistol jack
DATE: Sunday May 28, 2000 -- 2:06:23AM
here is the most amazing fact about dairy products:
WOMEN'S BREASTS CAN MAKE MILK!
HOLY FREAKIN SHIT!





I don't think I am the only person that is astonished by this fact.
Jeff



FROM: Paul
DATE: Sunday May 28, 2000 -- 9:41:24AM
What, Jeff? Why wasn't I told?!?



FROM: Robert
DATE: Sunday May 28, 2000 -- 2:09:43PM
Did someone mention ice cream?



FROM: woman
DATE: Sunday April 22, 2001 -- 10:44:11AM
duh guys, you need to grow up.



FROM: RBP
DATE: Monday June 11, 2001 -- 2:03:53PM
Does this mean that cheese can be made from women's breasts as well?



FROM: serena from england
DATE: Thursday May 8, 2003 -- 12:04:18 pm
oh my god you guys are so funny .o no i forgot your shitty wit and love of toilet humour .you are so american



FROM: sara from england
DATE: Thursday May 8, 2003 -- 12:06:19 pm
i agree. prove us wrong anyone ?
u would if i slagged off georgie bush



FROM: John Wong [E-Mail]
DATE: Tuesday September 30, 2003 -- 11:08:15 am
i do not like this



FROM: Me
DATE: Thursday November 27, 2003 -- 3:10:53 pm
hahahaha u ppl are funny...I*m in computer class....whatta bout u? {GRADE 8}



FROM: Pauline (a SMART chick)
DATE: Friday March 5, 2004 -- 10:18:14 pm
DUD u guys r hella stupid!!! only my frind in 8th thinks shit like that....well ne wayz i just got in trouble and my english teach is kickin my off so peace......... DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM!!!!!



FROM: ruth from australia
DATE: Saturday May 1, 2004 -- 7:21:46 am
this is fuken shyt



FROM: Paul
DATE: Saturday May 1, 2004 -- 11:25:39 am
I had no idea this Ping was so cluttered with crap, but then, the very first comment (a real one!) has the word "breasts" in it. That explains everything.



FROM: girl
DATE: Sunday July 18, 2004 -- 10:16:31 pm
hey serena from england-
england sucks not america



FROM: john3
DATE: Monday February 7, 2005 -- 3:40:24 pm
some of u are ***holes and the rest of u jackasses



FROM: dude
DATE: Monday February 7, 2005 -- 3:52:46 pm
this goes out to serena from england... Shut the H*** up u B****. I don't go typing about how England doesn't have the Intelligence needed to solve 2+2 O crap I'm caught by the proffessor... PEACE!!!



FROM: shmeeve
DATE: Sunday February 27, 2005 -- 3:35:15 pm
You peeps are tards!!



FROM: brianna
DATE: Tuesday October 25, 2005 -- 7:00:58 pm
omg that is so funny.... im crying



FROM: Jimmi
DATE: Tuesday February 7, 2006 -- 1:24:46 am
cheeseshould bring us all together, another interesing fact: during the greek wars, cheese was used as bartering tender for weapons and often signalized the end of a battle when broken with bread. let us break bread across the atlantic



FROM: Senor Ignorrant
DATE: Thursday April 20, 2006 -- 12:08:35 am
Why don't asian restaurants have cheese? What's up with that?



FROM: Ryan [E-Mail]
DATE: Thursday April 20, 2006 -- 9:14:46 am
Because dairy is not part of the traditional fare in east Asian countries. Plus, a very large percentage of southeast Asian women (I'm talking 98%+) are lactose intolerant. Not sure about men, but I think it's a similar percentage.



FROM: Joseph
DATE: Friday April 21, 2006 -- 1:33:55 pm
Is that why Asians generally have such small boobs?

BTW, I don't think you can make cheese from women's breasts, but you can make cheese from women's breast milk. It's very expensive to get, but there are some crazy French monks who make it--maybe they're Belgian, not sure.

Last dairy fact: Hog's head cheese, spicy or mild, is not really cheese--nor is it even dairy. It's like really gross casingless sausage--sort of like spam but it's made of ground hog head flesh--you know tongue, nose, eyes, all that. It's not ground up very finely, either. You can see it in the package--blechh. But, if hog head cheese is cheese, then I guess you could make cheese like this out of human breasts, but you'd probably get in a lot of trouble.



FROM: thatcher
DATE: Wednesday June 7, 2006 -- 4:52:55 am
well you guys have the worst humor ever invented

i swear it is that lame although RBP asked a good question jj

laterz

thatcher



FROM: Paul
DATE: Wednesday June 7, 2006 -- 9:31:23 am
well you guys have the worst humor ever invented

Ryan, did you invent humor? I didn't.



lol September 26, 2007, 2:19 pm

Some of these comments are very inappropriate.
>:(

ha ha August 16, 2008, 6:33 pm

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YOU NEED MORE PHOTOSS….
THAT IS BORING!!!
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HA….HA…
B O R I N G ! ! ! !

ray from LA May 4, 2011, 7:52 pm

milk is something that is a big necessity to life and we would be weak without it. Also yes women make wilk, big whop! Stop being so childish people. Women aren’t toys or less important then men. There the reason men are alive. All my beautiful ladies out there stay strong and find a good man that actually cares about you don’t get lost in there smooth talk to get laid.

Ryan May 4, 2011, 8:05 pm

I think “women make wilk, big whop!” needs to become a catchphrase around here.

Joe April 9, 2012, 12:25 pm

I hate to tell you guys, but dairy comes from a COW.. Not any other animal.. so no, women’s breasts DON’T produce dairy.

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