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June 10th, 2000

Oreo Magic Dunkers

A few weeks back, the trap was set via a TV commercial: new Magic Dunkers Oreos. They actually turn your milk blue! When you dunk the cookie, it adds blue swirls to your milk. These cookies are incredibly neat and work as advertised.

Milk.  Source of many a moustache

Before: a simple glass of 2% milk. White, clean, some bubbles. It’s ignorant as to the massive, sweeping changes that it is about to undergo….

That's no fungus - those are blue swirls, son

After: Blue swirls (and chocolate cookie bits) everywhere! The swirls kind of stagnate in the milk, and just sit there when you’re not actively dunking.

All this free entertainment, plus that great Oreo taste you love. Can’t beat that, can you? My favorite part of the package was on the flap:

Hey Moms, your kids will have so much fun with Oreo Magic Dunkers they might even get blue on their teeth, tongue and fingers! Don’t worry, this is harmless and washes off fingers with soap and warm water.

Now if we can somehow get this into the organic Oreos, I’d be very very happy. -pm

Posted in Food and Beverage, The Oreo Family

Destiny October 4, 2012, 4:04 pm

I miss them. I want them back 🙁 they were so much fun, and my grandma bought me 4 packages at a time. ALWAYS! and i eventually finished them. Never gained weight though. We need these back

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