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September 22nd, 2000

Green Ketchup

I never knew that there was a problem with ketchup being red but, I guess there is. I think the bottle design is neat, but the name… EZ Squirt… hm. I honestly would’ve chosen blue ketchup first, since there is no blue condiment.

And here’s something for you, In case you want to study everything about green ketchup. -pm

Posted in Food and Beverage

FROM: Robert
DATE: Thursday September 21, 2000 -- 10:22:24PM
I think it was George Carlin who first asked: "Where's da blue food?"

FROM: Monica
DATE: Friday September 22, 2000 -- 11:44:10AM
Now ketchup REALLY qualifies as a vegetable, being green and all.


FROM: Terrance Kapaun
DATE: Friday June 1, 2001 -- 10:53:57PM
green, blue, whatever. there's only one color that would turn my head and they haven't made it yet.

FROM: Big T aka: tERRANCE kAPAUN [E-Mail]
DATE: Friday September 12, 2003 -- 4:07:36 pm
you want to freak people out? make yellow ketchup and red mustard.

DATE: Saturday January 1, 2005 -- 2:47:48 pm

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