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January 1st, 2001

New Year’s Resolutions

Here are my New Year’s Resolutions…

  1. Make sure my Pings are uploaded early. Less of these 8am writings. Very, very important.
  2. Read more. I read a fair amount, but I have hundreds of books that I’ve bought I can’t wait to read.
  3. Exercise. Is any list of resolutions complete without this? Besides, I have a gym membership… might as well get my money’s worth.
  4. Become vegetarian. Oh wait… I already did that.
  5. Pour some sugar on me. More sweet, less bitter.
  6. Learn. It’s hard to stay motivated to keep learning when you’re out of school, but if reading Upski’s taught me anything, life is a class that’s always in session.
  7. Enjoy life.

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