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January 31st, 2001

A Limerick

A limerick, just for you: 
There once was a man with no head,He'd walk around town looking dead,         He'd never be whole         Except that he stoleA bunch of sewing needles and thread.

-ram

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FROM: Matt
DATE: Wednesday January 31, 2001 -- 12:38:07AM
Which reminds me of my 11th and 12th grade English classes in HS. I had the same teacher for both years and would on a regular basis blurt out "there once was a man from Nantucket." She would proceed to yell "That's enough!"


FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday January 31, 2001 -- 5:37:14PM
Matt--Your teacher was too jumpy. She should have known that hardly anyone knows a limerick that actually starts that way. (For the record, I know part of one--it's stupid.)


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