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September 15th, 2001

Talents I Wish I Had

I wish I had some sort of artistic sense. If I could draw even a simple sketch that was beyond the sixth grade level, I’d be happy. When I was a little kid, my drawings were legendary. Stick people with gender: women had large circles drawn on their chest to differentiate them from their male counterpart stick figures. Men and women both had circles drawn for their knees, as well (usually as large as the women’s breasts).

I wish I had some sort of decent singing voice.

I wish I was a little more handy around the house.

I wish I had some sort of fiction chops, as I’d love to write a book, but have no creativity in that area.

I wouldn’t mind being able to see through walls, either. -ram

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