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March 13th, 2002

The Ultimate TP

The thought of buying 96 rolls of TP at once is a bit much, but I just might do it considering the product is called “ShitBeGone.”

ShitBeGone is “pillow soft” and can be purchased at a number of retail locations in Manhattan and Brooklyn or via mailorder ($70, which includes shipping, will get you 96 rolls). Perfect for some of us don’t like being seen buying TP (personally, I take pride in buying more than I can carry).

“Here at ShitBegone, I know your ass is important.”

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