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March 13th, 2002

The Ultimate TP

The thought of buying 96 rolls of TP at once is a bit much, but I just might do it considering the product is called “ShitBeGone.”

ShitBeGone is “pillow soft” and can be purchased at a number of retail locations in Manhattan and Brooklyn or via mailorder ($70, which includes shipping, will get you 96 rolls). Perfect for some of us don’t like being seen buying TP (personally, I take pride in buying more than I can carry).

“Here at ShitBegone, I know your ass is important.”

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FROM: Paul [E-Mail]
DATE: Wednesday March 13, 2002 -- 9:06:01 am
Ryan, we know about your ass....

The TP sounds so good, it's almost like I want to see a comparison. But then I realize that such a comparison would probably sicken me. Thus, maybe the ol' super-absorbency test will do? Drop a gallon of water on each TP and see what happens.

Maybe these are real-life Burly paper towels?

FROM: Paul [E-Mail]
DATE: Saturday March 16, 2002 -- 10:58:30 pm
Interesting: ShitBeGone is also an art project (scroll down on the page).

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