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May 2nd, 2002

Which Comes First?

What do you think will happen first, and will it happen in our lifetime?

1. A President that isn’t white;
2. A President that isn’t male;
3. A President that doesn’t associate him/herself with any political party

Me? I’m not overly optimistic. I’m thinking that we might see a President that’s from a minority (when the minority is no longer a true minority), but even the odds on that seem a bit sketchy.

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