(Since we hadn’t done a theme week on the Ping in quite a while and we skipped the observance of April Fool’s Day, Paul and I decided to take our snarky remaks to a new level and make the WWE proud by staging a fight. Granted, neither of us got our neck broken by a botched attempt at a Swanton Bomb off of a ladder, but we duked it out, fictionally, for the weekend. I was the “Stone Cold” to Paul’s Rock.
We hope you enjoyed our display of heelishness and weren’t too concerned about us or the Ping. We’ve managed to avoid a “real” fight for over ten years, and we attribute that success to one thing: we’ve only met in person once. If only all real-world relationships were that successful. Besides, if I was really angry at Paul, I would have replaced his picture on the About page with one of Fonzie the (allegedly) Fondling Clown.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled Ping, with no futher shenanegans planned.)
This weekend I went bowling and noticed a few things.
Back in the olden days (12 years ago) when I bowled in a Saturday league, we kept score by hand. Learning to score wasn’t terribly difficult and we never ran into the problem of having to fix a botched computer score when pins were knocked down during re-racking. The little wax pencils that we used to keep score were pretty cool, too, allowing us to mark off “beer frames” and change each other’s name on the overhead display very easily.
As I was bowling this weekend with computerized scoring, I realized that bowling’s attempt to become at all “with it” was its biggest mistake. Sure the computerized scoring is helpful for “casual bowlers,” but with it comes loud music (c’mon… music while bowling?!), flashy lights, and $2.50 shoe rentals. I feel like the good old days of bowling are gone. It seems like kids these days don’t know how to keep score and we can’t make the 0′s on “100″ look like boobies anymore. What has the world come to?
Fortunately, teenage boys still act like jackasses when they bowl, even with all the technological advances. I’m glad to see some things haven’t changed.
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