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August 29th, 2004

The Strangest Thing You’ve Said To Someone Recently

What’s the strangest thing you’ve said to someone in the last… oh, let’s say month? Something that, after you said it, you realized how strange it would sound out of context.

Mine: “Hey, do I have cow poop on my face?”

(Fortunately the answer was “no.”)

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