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September 2nd, 2005

Toilet Upgrade

We moved this past weekend (which explains Ryan’s reign of Pingness) into a new place that features, in our minds, the best apartment kitchen we’ve ever had. But above and beyond the kitchen there’s something else I’m pretty excited about: our toilet.

It doesn’t feature a bidet, or have a heated seat. The reason I like our new toilet so much is that it is an old toilet. And it is powerful. I won’t go into too too much detail but I can assure you that our last toilet was a two- or three-flusher for many circumstances. This guy can handle it all in one.

Our last toilet was an old toilet as well, but it was a weak little toilet. I’m happy with our new toilet. I think this one might qualify for my long-wanted bidet upgrade; it’s a keeper.

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