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January 15th, 2006

Liquid Cereal

This world needs a lot of things. It needs more understanding between religions, more understanding of alternative viewpoints, and more respect for different lifestyles. One thing it doesn’t need, however, is cereal that you can drink from a soda can.

Unfortunately, it’s that last thing that the world does have now. I will not be trying this beverage however, because my religious beliefs proclude me from ingesting yellow corn meal in liquid form. For the rest of you, though, rest assured that your wish for a cereal that also has the “pop” of a soda can opening is here. Enjoy it, you sick freak.

(via Jill Murray)

Posted in Food and Beverage

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