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August 16th, 2007

McSweeney’s Food Reviews

I have to admit that I’ve wasted an extreme amount of personal time reading various reviews of new food at McSweeney’s. The gazillions of reviews are short, witty, and hipsterific – but that’s why I love them so.

Selected faves:

Doritos X-13D: The best thing about Doritos X-13D is the way your vegetarian girlfriend tries one before she looks at the package and sees that these chips contain beef tallow.

Red Bull: Think orange-flavored baby aspirin. Think Sprite. Now watch me chug the whole can. Want to race to the clock tower by the dorm?

Ball Park Franks: That Michael Jordan sure knows his beef, pork, and turkey byproducts. Mmmm.

Essentially, if ADDReviews met The Impusive Buy and added even more wit, this is what it would be. There are hundreds on two pages so be sure to set aside some time for these.

Posted in Food and Beverage

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