I say: drink lots of coffee, chew gum, have some taffy, and make your teeth just as horrible as possible.
I know my dentist will love me today.
Posted in Everyday Life
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I say: drink lots of coffee, chew gum, have some taffy, and make your teeth just as horrible as possible.
I know my dentist will love me today.
Posted in Everyday Life
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