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May 29th, 2009

What a Crappy Idea

Father’s Day is quickly approaching and “because not everyone deserves flowers,” PooParcels can deliver your baby daddy, your father, or your grandfather chocolate shaped like human feces.

Please read that again.

Now, might I suggest that when you order it, you pair it with some soap shaped like poop (warning: site contains loud, but appropriate, “Tootsie Roll” by the 69 Boyz). If you’re feeling really generous, throw in the most nauseating sandwich ever.


Posted in Just Plain Odd, Toilets

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