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June 15th, 2000

If I Were to Steal Something…

… it probably wouldn’t be a ferris wheel. Granted, the actual stealing part was pretty easy (someone just drove the flatbed truck that held the deconstructed wheel away), but where exactly are you going to sell or use this ferris wheel inconspicuously?

“Hey kids, we’re going over to Uncle Al’s house — he’s got a new ferris wheel!” -ram

Posted in Miscellaneous

FROM: Robert
DATE: Thursday June 15, 2000 -- 11:24:13AM
Maybe they were a bunch of hillbillies who wanted to build their mill.

FROM: Robert
DATE: Thursday June 15, 2000 -- 6:10:09PM
Their OWN mill, I mean.

DATE: Saturday January 1, 2005 -- 2:28:52 pm

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