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November 21st, 2000

The VA State Seal

The Virginia State Seal looks, at first glance, to be pretty impressive. Approved in 1776, the seal shows Roman goddess Virtus standing over a defeated enemy. One might even call this seal majestic.

But take a look at a closer view of the seal. What in the world is that Virtus is holding? That’s no sword, I tell you. Is this something that’s never been spotted before? I can understand the folks in 1776 may have missed it, but what about in 1949 when the Virginia Art Commission defined the offical color scheme? Surely they saw what I see now… or am I just crazy? -ram

Posted in Miscellaneous

FROM: Matt
DATE: Tuesday November 21, 2000 -- 2:03:16AM
Ryan,
I saw both a Bong and a large phallic object.



FROM: Robert
DATE: Tuesday November 21, 2000 -- 8:30:36AM
Well, Virginia is for lovers.



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Tuesday November 21, 2000 -- 9:44:22AM
I think you see a bong in everything, Matt (or should I call you Ongwater-B?)



FROM: Robert
DATE: Tuesday November 21, 2000 -- 9:59:35AM
Maybe the bong Matt sees is sitting on his desk next to his computer.



FROM: Matt
DATE: Tuesday November 21, 2000 -- 11:59:03AM
Robert you caught me, but I only use it for tobacco.



FROM: Robert
DATE: Tuesday November 21, 2000 -- 1:27:13PM
Matt, I bet you bought it at the Phish show you snuck off to this summer!



FROM: Tina
DATE: Wednesday November 22, 2000 -- 8:44:24AM
Didn't someone here mention that Matt sniffs glue? Or was that the happy nose candy that he's into? Either way, something about SBtB and drugs - they don't mix! Zack told me that personally!



FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday November 22, 2000 -- 8:54:04AM
Matt huffs Elmer's.



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