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March 17th, 2001

Bob Saget = God

Bob Saget = God

Matt got me thinking… maybe Bob Saget is God.

Maya Prestwich wrote about it in the Daily Northwestern.

Chewbacca agrees.

elo blu concurs, adamantly.

And if these guys say it, who are you to argue? -ram

Posted in Television, Movies, and Music

FROM: Caleb
DATE: Saturday March 17, 2001 -- 3:36:15PM
Bob Saget is the fucking anti-christ



FROM: Robert
DATE: Sunday March 18, 2001 -- 12:57:46AM
Bob Saget is a man without much a career left. Oops!



FROM: Lgia
DATE: Friday March 19, 2004 -- 9:57:44 pm
I love Bob Saget



FROM: bob himself
DATE: Thursday March 17, 2005 -- 6:19:16 pm
thank you...i am god and u all r my followers...i will lead u



FROM: rick james
DATE: Thursday March 17, 2005 -- 6:20:55 pm
im bob saget bitch



FROM: damon rossco
DATE: Thursday March 17, 2005 -- 6:21:48 pm
if u think bob is god then you are right...he is a miracle maker and he helped me win the battle with testicular cancer



FROM: Joe Momma
DATE: Wednesday April 20, 2005 -- 1:48:05 pm
i heart bob



FROM: Lisa
DATE: Wednesday April 20, 2005 -- 6:56:18 pm
I just saw Bob on some talk show recently.... He didn't make a very good impression on me as being very cool..



FROM: CMK, aka GOD [E-Mail]
DATE: Tuesday August 2, 2005 -- 6:03:57 pm
I'm sorry for the mix up people, CMKisGOD, and Lord Saget is in runner up position i won the election, though we trade off, every 500 years, sadly, CMK shall give up his reign in October for 500 years to Lord Saget.

My closest followers are:

1.Mike Wallace
2. Kirk Sheldermine
3. Derrike Cope
4. Caitlin Waltrip
5. TraptLP
6. Rick James
7. finally...Chewbacca



FROM: Jesus [E-Mail]
DATE: Thursday August 18, 2005 -- 12:49:51 pm
O ye of fucking retardedness. How in the fucking hell can some fag who played the dad on Full House be your Lord and Savior? Has that mother fucker ever been crucified? NO! So go fuck yourselves. I WIN!!! Boo-yah!



FROM: Lucifer [E-Mail]
DATE: Thursday August 18, 2005 -- 12:52:54 pm
Ha Ha Ha! You have all fallen for my trick. Soon, after all the people of the Earth have chosen Bob Saget as their Lord, I will begin my plan to destroy the earth and all human scum who inhabit it! The apocalypse is comin' bitches. August 2006, be ready.

Hail Satan!



FROM: Joseph
DATE: Thursday August 18, 2005 -- 1:31:11 pm
I'm just guessing, without Paul and Ryan's access to technology, that the above posts from a foul-mouthed Jesus (I assume not pronounced Hay-sus) and an ironically less foul-mouthed Lucifer were generated from the same computer.



FROM: Ryan [E-Mail]
DATE: Thursday August 18, 2005 -- 4:30:59 pm
Amazingly, you're correct, Joseph!



FROM: LORD
DATE: Monday February 27, 2006 -- 3:12:29 am
It is I, your true lord. This is a conversation of insanity and anything that goes with the extensive subject.

I come bearing bad news about bob fagot.
He will die with the rest of you in the year two-thousand and twelve.



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