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November 1st, 2001

Wrinkled Butts

(I’m the jackass to blame about the late Ping today — it being the first of the month threw me off.)

So what do you do when you realize that it’s your day to do the Ping and that it’s past noon and you haven’t written it yet? Search for “wrinkled butts,” of course!

Start with WrinkledButts.com, a site it’s probably best to avoid at work.

Continuing down the list of 113 responses from Google, I realized: every single site is a porn site. Aren’t there some good, wholesome sites about wrinkled butts? What is this world coming to? Even senility.com doesn’t help. Ahhh… there we go. -ram

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