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September 27th, 2005

Toothpaste Lifespan

Just thought I’d report to you that a six ounce tube of toothpaste will last about 4 1/2 months with normal use.

While the lifespan of soap differs greatly, at least now we can get on with our lives knowing that we can buy three tubes of toothpaste and be set for a year.

Posted in Everyday Life

DATE: Tuesday September 27, 2005 -- 7:27:56 pm

FROM: Paul
DATE: Tuesday September 27, 2005 -- 8:42:56 pm
Once again, Ryan, you've left 'em speechless.

FROM: jk
DATE: Tuesday September 27, 2005 -- 10:36:52 pm
I'm sorry, I can't type and brush my teeth at the same time.

I read that in order to help your brain stay brainy, you should brush your teeth with the other hand. I find that I make a mess when I do this.

FROM: Merle [E-Mail]
DATE: Wednesday September 28, 2005 -- 3:22:47 pm
Damn you! Now I'm going to have to time my toothpaste as well. Grrr...

I'm still working on the soap. So far this bar has lasted two months, but it's getting a bit lean.

FROM: Joseph
DATE: Wednesday September 28, 2005 -- 5:32:47 pm

I just try holding my beer can in the other hand, now I double fist. I've found that this has helped my brainess considerably--though not in a positive way.

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