A story about a woman who’s on the toilet while a man breaks into her house? Pingworthy! And if that woman is the coolest 70-year-old on the planet? Definitely!
(Seriously, she has the best sense of humor about it. She was cracking jokes while he was in the house and told the local news that she was “thinking about doing ninja stuff” to take him down. Me, I would have been cowering in a corner.)